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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

guidelines: actor (bonuses)





01. Must be tanned - and we're not talking about the natural one. If you don't hit the tanning booth for some artificial tanning like Louis Koo and all of the other guys did, don't expect to get any big roles. No tan is equivalent to not being manly. Leave the milky white skin to the ladies.

02. Must be tall. With the actresses getting taller every day, you better be taller than them, especially since they will all be wearing high heels. Did you ever see a short leading man? Don't expect to get anywhere unless you pass the height test. The ride to being an actor does have a minimum height requirement. If you don't meet it, don't bother standing in line.

03. Must be in shape. TVB will not pair a gorgeous beauty with a pig, so cut off the beer and hit the gym. Besides, you must be able to do some stunts if required. You can't pass out after filming one take of a running scene - especially since scenes are filmed over and over again until they're perfect.

04. Maintain TVB's set image for you. The way people see you is very important. Once you're under TVB management, say goodbye to your "real life." You belong to TVB, so you will portray the image they decide to market you as at all times.

05. Join Mr. Hong Kong. If the girls can do it, you can too (dependent on the fact that you place)! It's the quickest way to gain exposure, support, and to get into the TVB screen. Since the male pageant is novel and there's a shortage of actors at TVB, you will also be less likely to receive criticism, so it's win-win. You can be a Mr. Hong Kong and a TVB actor!

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8 Comments:

Blogger MetalAZNWarrior said...

Can't believe I missed these aspects of being a TVB actor last time. :P So hope you guys like the additional guidelines. ;)

28.6.06

 
Anonymous kate said...

lol! so true. especially the being tan part. EVERY guy is tan these days!! hacken lee is the only sometimes-tvb-actor that is naturally tan! =P i used 2 have a nickname 4 Louis, Raymond, and Kevin....Tan Guy, Young Tan Guy, and Replacement Tan Guy. the others, u know why. Kevin seemed 2 be replacing Louis's place in Burning Flame 2, so that's why i called him that. but these days, every guy is tan, so my nicknames 4 them have don't really mean much anymore! haha.

28.6.06

 
Anonymous Audrey said...

Funny how guidelines #3 of both editions relate back to Ron Ng, though the first he's an "expert" of, the second he's the precise icon of failure. :P [TA gave a good laugh when we saw Ron not so fit. haha.]

28.6.06

 
Blogger Sidney said...

Agree with you, Audrey. After reading the guidelines, I can't help but think Ron Ng, Ron Ng, and Ron Ng some more. lol...of course, it could be just me. =P Are you thinking about joing TVB yourself, Metal? Or still sticking with pharmacy? ;-)

28.6.06

 
Blogger MetalAZNWarrior said...

I didn't even realize 3's connection with Ron. :P Totally unintentional! I swear. Lol but it's funny how that happened.

Sidney - I'd love to be an actor for TVB but I fail the "guidelines" I set out to be a leading man, so I'd end up always being an extra. Haha. However I'd love to produce series for them and work behind-the-scenes... but darn the language barrier. :P

28.6.06

 
Blogger sehseh said...

No. 3#

Bobby AU is special. He can get chubbier any way he like :)

No. 1# is spot on. Everyone was so dark. We won't have to wait long before Matthew Ko (Mr. HK) jump on the tanning booth bandwagon.

29.6.06

 
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