
Prologue: We have an exclusive report on the
winners and what exactly went on during the glamorous
TVB Musings First Annual Awards Ceremony last night. Are you ready? The winners are...

Anne Heung covers her mouth in shock when she hears her name called out as the
Most Favorite 'Desperate Widow'. Tearing up before she even made it onto the stage, Anne cannot fight back her tears of happiness and shock. Taking the stage with grace despite the mascara running down her cheeks, Anne smiled at the audience. "Oh my god! This is so embarrassing." She says as she notices the runny mascara. The audience laughs. "I never thought that I'd win this award, especially with all of the big name actresses who were my competitors. When I entered TVB, the critics said that I didn't know how to act, that I'm just a 'flower vase.' But, today, I can finally prove them wrong and not disappoint my family, friends, and fans who have supported me for all of these years. Thank you! I am really happy and will continue to do my best." She adds before leaving the stage, "Thank you for thinking I'm so 'desperate!'"

The producer of
Fun With Titles happily receives his award. "When we started the series, we never believed that it would become so big or last so long. Initially, the company planned for us to have only five episodes, but the instant popularity of the series made them reconsider. We went from being a five-part series into a long-running production. We are so happy to have this honor and grateful that you guys have welcomed us into your hearts. Making
Fun With Titles is well.. fun! This is such a great honor. We will continue to work hard to produce the very best episodes for everyone! As long as you guys will have us, we'll continue to stick around. Thank you!"

For a microsecond, there's a look of shock on
Deciphering Themesongs' producer's face when the winner for
Best New Series was announced to be
Coulda But Didn't, but the shock quickly disappears and forms a huge smile as he claps for the winner. "T-t-this is r-r-re-e-ally a-amazing!" It's clear that the
Coulda But Didn't producer didn't expect to win. He takes a moment to calm himself before saying, "I-I know I only have a limited amount of time, and I have s-so many p-people to thank. Oh god. First, thank you to the company for giving me the chance to launch
Coulda But Didn't. Thank you to my wonderful writers and thank you to all of the fans who voted! T-this is really unbelievable. Thank you!"
Backstage Interview: (You were so nervous!) "I was." (It didn't look like you think you'd win?) "No, I thought we lost. We only had two episodes released when the voting started and ratings were just mediocre.
Deciphering Themesongs was gaining much more critical acclaim and higher ratings, so I thought it would win..." (Yes, the producer for
Deciphering Themesongs did look a bit shock.) "Yes, well... it all depends on the audience's vote."

There's a loud round of applause when the writer for
Making of 'All About Women' Cover gets onto the stage. He is beaming at the reception. "Thank you for all of the support! Thanks to the nine ladies for being such good sports about the teases and of course, we owe our success to whoever made the cover. Haha. This was a very fun project to write for and I was able to cover a lot of ground. I'm really proud of what I was finally able to do and am so glad that you guys found it funny. It's so hard to write comedy because you don't know if it's really funny or not. I was so scared and worked up over the reception. You don't know how relieved I was that the program turned out to be a huge hit. Thank you so much. This is a great encouragement. I will continue to work hard and make you guys laugh!"

The producer of
The Curse of Maggie Cheung proudly accepts the award. "First and foremost, thank you Maggie for your support in helping us put together this documentary and allowing us to showcase your 'curse.' We hope you're recovering well and come back soon - everyone misses you! Thank you to all the fans that found our program so riveting. We had a lot of fun making it and are very pleased with the results of our hard labor. Thank you so much!"

Tavia Yeung steps up to receive the award for
Most Favorite Satire. She is dressed in a revealing, low-cut dress that shows off her new "friends." Our heart is pounding (or rather, anticipating) over the possibility of Miss Yeung having a "wardrobe malfunction" like Janet Jackson's infamous Super Bowl slip. "Never in a million years did I think we would win." She laughs, "Who would have thought that my fashion choices over the years would become such a hit? Thank you for finding it so funny. The biggest question that everyone is dying to know... what will be my next 'face?' Well, you'll just have to wait for a sequel!" Tavia teases. She pulls a
Michael Mui before stepping off the stage and says, "Oh yes! Do check out the fake babies that inspired my current sexy look! Watch
Dicey Business starting tomorrow, November 20th, at 9:00 PM! Remember, watch and see the reason why you voted for me." She winks suggestively at the camera.

The entire gigantic cast of
Seeking Happiness along with its producer steps onto the stage. "Thank you for everyone's continued support! This is such an honor for us as we embark on our second year. It has been an amazing 150-episode ride thus far and we really have to thank the audience for being there every step of the way. Without you guys, we wouldn't be here! We'll continue to do what we're doing - churning out the best scripts! Big things, yes, even bigger than what you've seen so far, will be coming in on the show, so continue to watch! Thank you."

The themesong of
Desperate Housewives plays as the
TVB Musings casting director receives the award. "Too bad TVB doesn't hire me to do their casting! Unfortunately for Hong Kong, TVB's casting of its version of
Desperate Housewives will have... well,
real housewife-age actresses and a kid who doesn't fit in. No diss to any of the actresses, but
Desperate isn't about being realistic. Who really wants to watch mundane and ordinary housewives? I say bring on the murders, affairs, lies, and scandals! It is about fantasy - that entices people. Thank you for agreeing with us that our casting would have done
Desperate Housewives justice in HK."

"Thank you for thinking we're hot!"
Bernice Liu and
Linda Chung said in unison as the
Hot Grannies take the stage.
"Hey Bernice, do you think we should have worn our 'hot grannies' look tonight instead?" Linda asks.
"What? And attract all of the press? It wouldn't be right!" Bernice answers. She adds playfully, "Besides, only a select few can see my 'flirting look'" and winks.
Linda teases, "Oh, you mean that turns on
Moses Chan?"
There's an awkward moment of silence as Bernice forces a laugh. She then says in a very playful tone, "Linda, we have so much in common. You're hot, I'm hot, and we make even hotter grannies." She inches towards Linda's face, who blushes. "Why don't we...?" The audience goes crazy and starts cheering as Bernice's face moves closer and closer towards Linda's.
Their faces are inches away before the two of them can't suppress their laughter and start laughing hysterically.
"Maybe later on," Linda says nervously between her laughs.
"Right, that's for a whole different award. Why don't we try for 'Hot Lesbians' next year?" Bernice suggests.
"Sure!" Linda's body appears very stiff. It seems like this "act" wasn't well rehearsed.
"Thank you for everyone's support!" they say in unison as they hold the award up and walk off stage together.
Backstage Interview: (Wow! That was some show you two put on.)
"Bernice, you didn't tell me you were going to do that! I was startled," Linda playfully hits Bernice.
Bernice answers, "You just have to go with the flow" and laughs.
(So this wasn't planned?)
"Nope. I thought it was appropriate." Bernice briefly sticks out her tongue and laughs.
"You should tell me next time... I wasn't prepared and froze. You know I'm very shy about these things." Linda blushes.
(Yes, you appeared a bit stiff, Linda.)
"Well, I get nervous with kissing scenes with guys, how do you expect me to act with a girl?!" Linda laughs.
"Linda, you have to loosen up a bit," Bernice says.
Linda can only smile shyly. Even though she won
Most Improved Actress before Bernice, it seems that Bernice is the more natural performer... or perhaps the flirtatious lesbian role just isn't suitable for Linda.

MetalAZNWarrior steps onto the stage to receive
Best Reality Series. "Thank you for finding my life amusing!" he laughs. "When I invited the
TVB Musings crew to follow me with cameras documenting my three 'girls' and my oh-so-troubling love square, I didn't imagine that the audience would be so interested in it! I must thank the brilliant editor and producer who weaved the raw footages and made it into such a hilarious and entertaining piece. Who knew that my life was so interesting? I had no idea until I saw
An Employee's Love Square myself. Haha. Anyways, thank you for voting for me. This is a great encouragement for me - my life isn't a waste!" He sticks out his tongue before thanking his fans once more.
Backstage Interview: (Will you be doing any more reality series?) "I'm in talks with the company right now. However, because my reality shows are such a hit, I'm asking for a raise. Haha. I've built a name for myself now, so the company will have to pay more if they want to continue to monopolize on my life." (We hope you settle with an agreement.) "We should... they are pretty interested in what I have to offer." (Any hints on upcoming series?) "I become domesticated!" he winks.

Lavendar_Bluez nervously said her acceptance speech, "Oh my gosh! Thank you for voting for me! Oh my gosh..I feel like I can't breath! This is a big surprise...I never thought I would win an award! Especially something with the word "potential" since I was never told that I had potential in anything really well at least they didn't use the word 'potential'. I hope you guys won't be bored with my speech cause I'm really fluttered right now. I honestly hope I didn't win it because of my relationship with my 'ah gor' but I'm pretty sure he's not the type to be unfair! I feel like I want to cry! I'd never thought that I would be voted. I've been in contests for like 2 years and been in the tvb 'cyber world' for about 4 years now, this is the first time I actually am known for something! I was already happy to be nominated and in the top 3's, I never would have thought this would happen. I really want to thank the voters that supported/voted for me, thank you TVB for giving inspirations, thank you TVB Musing for giving me the chance, thank you MetalAZNWarrior for giving me the chance and always supporting me! Oh and thank you to the actresses that played 'Mean Roles' I doubt I would have made my article if they hadn't been so mean. THANK YOU!"



"We pioneered
TVB Musings," declares the producer as he clutches the award in his hand. "The company had just started fresh and were scrambling around wondering which program to launch first. Back then, the company was very small and the pickings were slim. They had a lot faith in us and gave us the crucial 'first program' job. The company felt that our program represented what it wanted to say to the world - so we were the first to say it. Our ratings pale in comparison to the company's current ratings and I thought that because we had aired so early on in the year that no one would vote for us because everyone would have forgotten. I am so surprised and thrilled to be able to receive this award. It shows that we were able to leave a lasting impression. Thank you!"

Fun With Titles's producer was very calm and collected when he received
Best Long-Running Series, but as he made his way to the microphone, this stability disappeared. He was shaking and tearing up. "After we received the first award, we never thought we'd get another one. Yes, I knew we were in the top 5 for
Outstanding Series of the Year, but I honestly didn't think we would end up winning! 'How can our small series top all the others?' I thought to myself. I was stunned when I heard us being announced as the winner just now... I really can't believe it! T-t-this is just the biggest surprise of the year for us. We will work even harder now that we have two awards under our belt. Thank you!"
Backstage Interview: (You're the big winner of the night!) "I know, this is beyond our wildest dreams. It was great to have picked up
Best Long-Running Series, but to win
Outstanding Series of the Year? That is pretty darn amazing!" (You beat out the monster hits
Seeking Happiness and
Making of 'All About Women' Cover... how does that feel?) "It's a good feeling! We may be not the highest budget or talked about series around, but the fans love us and for that, we are so incredibly grateful."
Epilogue: Like that, the
First Annual TVB Musings Awards have come and gone. Congratulations to all 15 fifteen winners! Will the
TVB Musings awards results spark a controversy? How satisfied are you with the winners? Do they all deserve their award... or is the
TVB Musings committee just as corrupt as TVB's and manipulated or diluted the viewers' votes somehow? What suggestions do you have for next year's anniversary... when the competition will be even tougher and the company will (hopefully) be even bigger?